Get Your Steubenville Fix

Do you ever wake up at night in a cold sweat, but don't know why?  How about going to get your keys and suddenly realizing you left the iron on for the 14th time that day?  Perhaps refrigerator magnets just don't seem to have the same stick that they used to?  Fear not, for modern medical science has recently attributed these symptoms to a malady known as 'Steubenville Withdrawl Syndrome' or SWS.  Tests have shown that SWS is not genetically traceable, nor is it linked to your proximity to an Elvis impersonator.  Rather, it is due to repeated exposure to a conference called 'Steubenville St. Louis/Mid-America'.  The more times you are exposed, the stronger the symptoms.  While a cure for SWS has yet to be found, our crack team of researchers here at the OYM have found temporary relief in the form of a song (scientific name - themeus allus accessi). 

If you find yourself suffering from SWS, or are just plain curious, I encourage you to check it out on our Steubenville page .  And relax… you've only left the iron on 8 times today.