Bizarre-O... November Dispatch

A November dispatch from your friendly neighborhood Bizarre-O Correspondent.

Autumnal greetings, loyal readers! During this month of thanksgiving, I
offer you a (partial) list of things to be thankful for:

• Baseball (go Cards!)
• Delicious Thanksgiving food (and drink)
• The gift of life
• Our Holy Father (he's so money)
• Trashbins (huh?)
  

Finally, I should like to take this time to thank you, loyal reader of
these Bizarre-O dispatches, for all that you do for the youth of our
Church. Keep up the good work!

Peace.