Bizarre-O... Christmas Dispatch

Merry Christmas, E-Man!

If you're anything like me, you're so busy celebrating the Liturgical
New Year that you don't have time to shop for Christmas presents. As a
service to you, loyal reader, I've assembled a comprehensive (sort-of)
list of gifts for your closest friends. But, please remember - the best
gift you can give this Christmas is to share the presence of Christ with
everyone you meet.

A Bizarre-O Christmas List

• A board game (maybe you should get a red hat to wear while playing?)
• "Sacred" chocolate
• Printer Ink Cartridges
• Ora et Labora et Atramentum?
• Tortilla Chips are good, but they taste better on the beach
• A Mozart Symphony?  Rollerblades? ...or both!
• An Official Red Wrangler BB Gun, of course...
• The 2007 Papal Calendar