Bizarre-O

Here's our fall collection of Bizarre-O links:

• An odd reminder: Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
• A real-life lounge lizard.
• You gotta love Genesis.
• Jesus was a Dallas Cowboy Linebacker?
• 10 Attributes of really lazy people.
• A Siberian mother gave birth to A 17.1 lb baby girl.
• A two-headed turtle that fits on a silver dollar.

Until next time, E-Man!

Dearest Earl E-Man the Venerable of Greater Internetshire,

I imagine that not many people address you by your peculiar aristocratic title . But, that's enough with the formalities…

Greetings from the world-wide inter-web! I just wanted to bring you up to date on my many travels - you may want to visit some of the places I've been.

- I've met some strange looking people
- There's always someplace to eat, even if I want a blessed fish sandwich!

Hey, E-Man!

Here's a short list of Bizarre-O links for the shortest month of the year:

- Do you know where St. Valentine came from?
- After you send your Valentine's cards, don't forget your Lent Cards!
- Pope Benedict - soccer player?

Greetings Dear E-Man Reader!

Does the New Year leave you feeling fiesty?  Ready to tackle those New Year's resolutions with the aplomb of a hibernating grizzly?

If you're like me, the occasional distraction to fend off that desire for a 'long winter's nap' can be quite helpful.  Please allow your Bizarre-O Correspondent to provide!

• I've discovered that I'm tone deaf, but at least I have rhythm!
  
• How to classify various gasses

Merry Christmas, E-Man!

If you're anything like me, you're so busy celebrating the Liturgical
New Year that you don't have time to shop for Christmas presents. As a
service to you, loyal reader, I've assembled a comprehensive (sort-of)
list of gifts for your closest friends. But, please remember - the best
gift you can give this Christmas is to share the presence of Christ with
everyone you meet.

A Bizarre-O Christmas List

• A board game (maybe you should get a red hat to wear while playing?)
• "Sacred" chocolate
• Printer Ink Cartridges
• Ora et Labora et Atramentum?
• Tortilla Chips are good, but they taste better on the beach
• A Mozart Symphony?  Rollerblades? …or both!
• An Official Red Wrangler BB Gun, of course…
• The 2007 Papal Calendar 

A November dispatch from your friendly neighborhood Bizarre-O Correspondent.

Autumnal greetings, loyal readers! During this month of thanksgiving, I
offer you a (partial) list of things to be thankful for:

• Baseball (go Cards!)
• Delicious Thanksgiving food (and drink)
• The gift of life
• Our Holy Father (he's so money)
• Trashbins (huh?)
  

Finally, I should like to take this time to thank you, loyal reader of
these Bizarre-O dispatches, for all that you do for the youth of our
Church. Keep up the good work!

Peace.

E-man! It's October already! I can't believe it! Time has been going by so fast, it's like… something… else. This time of year, I'm so busy, it's difficult for me to get everything done. Sometimes, I find that it helps when other people give me direction. For example, a friend suggested that I should hold a Halloween lock-in, but I may not be able to stay awake long enough. Alas… some people don't like to wear costumes anyway.